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I do what the voices in my head tell me to

Needs Head

"Happy" Halloween you silly f*ck!

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

4 out of 5 Ex-Girlfriends Agree: "The Sex Was Great!"

68 you do me, i owe you one

7(1/2) Inches

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Addicted

Admitting you're an asshole is the first step

All I ask is that you prove money can't make me happy

All those who BELIEVE IN psychokinesis raise my hand!

Amaizingly Enough I Don't Give A Shit

amateur pornstar

Autumn (Marijuana Sign)

B.I.T.C.H. (Babe In Total Control of Herself)

B.I.T.C.H. (Being In Total Control of Him)

Biohazard

Blessed are those who do my dishes

Born Free - Taxed to Death

Can't we all just get a bong?

Chicks Rule (Boys make good pets)

Clean (panties sign)

Cock

Condoms are easier to change than DIAPERS

Confusius Say: You Number Won!

consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides!

Conserve water! Shower With ME!

Don't Annoy The Crazy Person

Don't make me violate my probation

Drink Like A Champion Today

Duck My Sick

Dude, seriously WTF ?

Eat Dance Sleep

Evil Inside

Explosives Technician. If you see me run, try to keep up!

F*CK FCUK

F*ck Halloween. (And It's Victims)

F*CK IT !

F*CK Parental Advisory Explicit Content

F*ck You (The official sign)

F*ck you you F*cking F*ck

F.B.I. Female Body Inspector

Friends help you move (Real Friends help you move bodies)

From now on, we'll f*ck things up MY WAY

G_ F_CK Y__RS_LF Would you like to buy a vowel?

Halloween My Ass

Halloween My Ass You dumb f*ck!

Halloween. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...

Halloween. Let me show you My Lil' Candy!

Halloween? More like a "Dress Like a Whore" Day!

Happy f*cken Whatever.

Happy Halloweed

Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!

Have You Seen Deez Nutz

Here is Your "Happy Halloween" You Dumb F*cking Lunatics!

Hooked on chronic (Works For Me!)

How Am I Talking ? 1-800-EAT-SHIT

I barely survived yesterday and it's already today

I came for the Beer (and the B*tches)

I can't cook. Who cares?

I Download Porn

I graduated! Can I go back to bed now?

i hate you (smiley face)

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.

I Like You, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.

I Love BUSH (The Pussy, NOT the President)

I say NO to drugs, but they don't listen!

I smoked weed and no one died

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

I used to be Schizophrenic but we're OK now.

I WANT IT ALL! and i want it delivered.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I'd f*ck Me.

I'm 6 do you wanna be 9?

I'm going nucking futs!

I'm Legal

I'm NOT an alcoholic (alcoholics go to meetings)